Dynamite

When I graduated from high school in 1951 my first job was at a strip mine in Deerfield working summers and weekends while I attended Kent State University. There I drove a dump truck, ran a D7 bulldozer, welded bucket teeth for the power shovels and dragline, repaired tires, set dynamite, and other odd jobs. At times the company would buy surplus equipment from ordinance depots in various parts of the country and I would ferry these back to the mine.

The first summer I was put on a dragline as an oiler. A dragline is a large machine with a 120 foot boom that sits on top of the mine pit and uncovers the seam of coal. This one was run by a 2 man crew – an operator and an oiler. The oiler keeps the dragline fueled and lubricated, runs the bulldozer to build the ramp on top of the high wall where the machine sits, keeps the light plant running at night, and does various other jobs. Since the dragline ran 24 hours per day each crew worked a “swing shift” – one week 7AM to 3PM, next week 3 to 11, and the 3rd week 11 to 7, etc. This was exciting work for me but difficult physically because my body never got used to the change in hours, and I always felt fatigued.

The dragline operators were very skilled at their job but were a wild bunch of individuals. For them sex was not a spectator sport. They did not greet you with “Good Morning” or “Good afternoon”, but with “Are ya gettin’ any? ”. After their night shift they would often visit the “Homeworth Laundry” and come back with wild tales about Peaches LaFluf, Lena the Hyena, or Linda – the girl with the magnetic tongue. This was quite a bit to handle for a naive 17 year old kid with a strict Catholic background.

One night my operator ran out of matches and could not light his cigarette. He asked me for a match but I didn’t carry them, so he poured some gasoline on the catwalk, lit it with a torch lighter, and dipped his gloved hand into the flaming gasoline. Now he had 5 flaming fingers which he held up to his grinning face and lit the cigarette. In the dark he looked like the devil himself when those flaming fingers lit up his evil-looking face.

Sometimes when I was working the night shift one of my buddies would visit me. My favorite thing was to have them ride with me on the D7. Riding on a dozer at night in a strip mine is quite a scary experience to someone who has never done it. I would push a load of dirt over the high wall, dropping the blade over the edge. The heavy blade would cause the dozer to pitch forward giving the sensation that you were about to take a 70 foot plunge into the dark abyss riding a 26 ton machine. More than once my rider would abandon ship and “jump for his life”.

Now for the dynamite. The dynamite was used to break up the rock so the dragline could uncover the seam of coal. Each stick was 6 inches in diameter by 2 feet long and weighed 12.5 pounds. They were packed 4 to a 50 pound box. A driller would drill a series of 9 inch diameter holes each 60 feet deep into the high wall. He would drill maybe 12 of these holes 20 feet apart. Then we poked 15 to 20 sticks of dynamite into each hole with a long pole. We plugged the hole with dirt and connected the whole works together with an explosive rope called primacord, attached an electric cap with a long wire to a generator-plunger, and took cover. When the explosion occurred, the earth shuddered with a tremendous jolt and the sky blackened for several minutes with flying dirt and large rocks.

On inspecting the spoil banks during one of my night shifts I noticed that not all of these dynamite sticks had exploded. Some had been dug out by the dragline undamaged, and since they were never going to be used again, I could pick them up and take them home.

This opened up a whole new set of interesting possibilities!

After consulting with Kenny, my idea man and partner in crime, we decided that these large sticks would be ideal for celebrating New Year’s Eve. We set up two sticks in the woods on top of Sand Hill. I put in a cap and fuse and lit it at 12 midnight, making sure nobody was too close.

Sand Hill is about one and one half miles from Randolph Center. The explosion reportedly knocked dishes off of shelves there.

That night my friend Tom Hogan was working at the Sohio station across the road from my home. We stopped there later and Tom told me that my dad had been in and asked if he knew where Gene was. Tom told him that he hadn’t seen me. “Did you just hear a loud noise?”, Dad asked Tom.

You can fool most people most of the time but you can’t fool Dad! I will say that Dad never brought it up, but this is how he let me know that he knew.

Not all of the sticks I found were as large as the high wall blasters. Some were only a foot long and one inch in diameter. These were good for smaller jobs – like fishing. We could throw one into a pond and the concussion would cause fish to come to the surface. We then paddled around the pond and gathered them up. It sure beat putting a dirty old worm on a hook!

Then there was the well on Kenny’s parents property that had gone partially dry. Kenny’s mom complained about this so we decided to do her a favor and loosen it up a bit. This well had a piece of pipe sticking out of the ground about 2 feet and was open at the top. We dropped in a stick of dynamite and fired er’up.

That thing went off like a cannon, shooting rocks bigger than baseballs high into the air. I have no idea how they all got out of that small pipe. Neighbor Frank Lang was sitting in his yard across the road and big rocks were falling all around him. Fortunately God was with him that day and he didn’t get hit.

Our theory on well-restoration was not very good because not one drop of water was ever obtained from that well again.

Wiener Huth

Among the many interesting people living in Randolph was Wayne Huth. Everybody called him by his nickname, Wiener. As with many American men of that time Wiener was drafted into the army and was later injured in combat, his injury causing the loss of one eye. Upon his discharge the government furnished a new eye for him made of glass. As a kid I was fascinated by this glass eye since it was so realistic. I asked my dad how we could tell the glass eye from Wiener’s real eye. He told me the glass eye was the one with the honest look!

Wiener had been a very good athlete in high school and the mere loss of an eye didn’t prevent him from doing everything a normal person would do, including playing on the town baseball team as a catcher.

It also didn’t stifle his orneriness.

This glass eye was removable. One had to pay attention at the ice cream parlor if Wiener was present or suddenly the glass eye would  appear on top of an ice cream sundae where the maraschino cherry would normally reside.

This also held true for people sitting at the bar in the local tavern  because sometimes when an unsuspecting patron finished his beer there would be an honest-looking eye in the bottom of the glass staring back at him.

After the laughter subsided Wiener would calmly retrieve his eye, lick it off, and poke it back into his head.

I cringe when I think of what Wiener would have had to do to get his eye back in case someone accidentally swallowed it. I don’t think he would have been licking it off!

Jane

Jane was my mother’s sister and the youngest member of the Clem Lang family. She was a student in high school when I first lived at the Lang household. I remember her as a vivacious, light-hearted fun loving person. Her beauty could rival that of any Hollywood star, and she would light up a room when she entered.  She liked to giggle, and because of her pleasant personality she was quite popular.

She had many male admirers. During WWII many of these were soldiers on leave. After a while she got tired of so many boys hanging around bothering her and she would sometimes treat them poorly. I remember one soldier in particular who came all the way from Detroit to see her, but she wouldn’t come out of her room to say hello to him.

“I told him not to come”, she said in her own defense.

At the start of WWII Jane was hired by Goodyear Aircraft of Akron, a company that made planes and other devices for the military. Goodyear Aircraft’s trademark symbol was the winged-foot of Mercury and they published an in-house paper called “The Wingfoot Clan” whose purpose was to disseminate information to the Goodyear employees. In one edition Jane’s picture appeared on the front page in a swim suit as a “pinup girl”. During the war pictures of girls in bathing suits were called pin-ups because the GIs would “pin them up” on their walls and lockers. They also painted them on war planes for good luck.

Pin-ups

Some employees sent the edition with Jane’s picture to family members who were stationed overseas.

 

Someone also happened to send one to Fr. Bertram.

Now Fr. Bertram was not a huge fan of pinup girls! He was also suspicious of anyone who appeared to enjoy life as much as Jane did. Anyone having that much fun, especially a girl, must be up to something devious or sinful. This pin-up picture confirmed his suspicions, and the result was a month or more of fiery oratory from the pulpit at Sunday Mass. My poor saintly grandmother sat there with her ears burning, listening to her family being castigated from the pulpit Sunday after Sunday in the presence of her fellow parishioners with words like decadent, scandalous, and horseflesh. The scolding was general and no family names were ever mentioned, but everyone in the congregation knew who the villain was.

Later Jane met Chuck Weber, a quality person who had a fun-loving personality similar to hers. After a while they decided to wed, however there was one large problem – Chuck was not a Catholic. To marry a non-catholic In those days in that community was considered to be as serious as the highest form of treason.

When it came time for the wedding Jane and Chuck visited the priest to face the music. When Fr. Bertram asked Chuck which church he attended Chuck replied, “I am a Protestant”.

“WHAT ARE YOU PROTESTING?”, the priest demanded in a voice so loud that it could be heard all the way to Purgatory.

Evidently Jane and Chuck survived the grilling because they were eventually married, had three wonderful children, and lived happily together for many years.

At a family reunion after Chuck’s death many years later I asked Jane how she was doing without her life-long companion.

“I am doing fine”, she replied. “As a matter of fact, right this minute he is sitting at home on the mantel” (he had been cremated). Then she added with a light-hearted giggle, “I turned on the TV when I left the house, so he’s watching the baseball game”.

St. Joseph Parish

St. Joseph is a small village in Ohio between the towns of Randolph and Suffield. It was originally settled by German Catholics. The first church was built there by immigrants in 1813. The present church, a beautiful gothic structure, was built in 1905.  The exterior of the building is basically unchanged from the original, but the interior has been “modernized” and redone to the point where the original plan is no longer recognizable. It first looked like a European cathedral with a beautiful back altar that contained statues of the saints and evangelists, but is now more plain and modernistic. Music is provided by an electric organ that sits in front of the congregation. The original pipe organ is still there in the choir loft but I don’t know if it is in working order. Nobody could play it like my cousin Frank Lang whose bass notes would shake the rafters and make you believe that the sounds were coming straight down from heaven. In the 1930’s and 40’s, community and social life for Catholics in the surrounding areas centered around the church.

When I was a child Father Bertram was the pastor. He ran the parish with authority and finality. His thundering voice demanded attention and strict obedience to church doctrine and tradition. This old German patriarch spoke from the pulpit as if God the Father was speaking from the clouds during a violent thunder storm. When his sermon during Sunday Mass addressed some type of transgression being committed, the effect was so compelling that it would make even the innocent feel guilty and cringe with remorse. The length of the sermon was directly proportional to the perceived seriousness of the offense. Often it would last for two hours or more. During these sermons I sometimes imagined I could see fire and brimstone raining down from the heavens, but it was probably only the plaster cracking from the church walls.

The parish school consisted of grades 1 through 8 and was said to be the oldest parochial school west of the Alleghenies. As a child I attended  this school as did my mother and my children. During the time I attended the teachers were all nuns, Sisters of Notre Dame. Later when my children attended, nuns were in short supply so lay teachers were also employed.

The school had an extra unheated building with outdoor toilets. During the winter students lingering there was not a problem. Boys and girls used separate play areas during recess. The girls jumped rope and played hopscotch. The boys played baseball and marbles. When the bell rang to go back to class some marble player would yell “POTGRABS” and the quickest person grabbed the remaining marbles from the ring. This would sometimes result in fisticuffs.

When I was in first grade I rode 3 miles to school on a brand new 1938 Ford bus purchased from Jenior Ford and driven by Bob Horning.  This was the highlight of my day. The local kids came to school in a horse-drawn hack. During winter they arrived on a large open horse-drawn sled with picnic table style seats.

Every school day began with students attending Mass. We marched into church two abreast and halted when the nun clicked her clicker. On the next click we would all genuflect – next click enter the pews -next click kneel, etc. After Mass we marched back to the classrooms to the sound of marching music played on a windup victrola.

We had a lunch room with picnic tables but no cafeteria, so each child brought a lunch from home. Some families were very poor and many times these kids brought no lunch except maybe an apple. Sometimes my mother and other parents packed an extra sandwich for them. This was a better lesson in Christianity than were some of the religion classes.

There were two grades in each room. When one grade received instruction the other would do seat work. It worked quite well most of the time. No one would get out of line for fear of being sent over to see Fr. Bertram – a fate worse than being skinned alive or boiled in oil, or so we thought. He never really abused anyone but was an imposing figure and quite noisy.

During reading instruction we were placed into groups according to ability. There were first, second, and third groups, the first group being most skilled.  The individuals in each group were lined up according to reading ability, with best reader first, etc. As your reading improved your place changed. I was the second to last person in the first group and because of this I thought I was the dumbest kid on the planet. There was none of that cardinals and bluebirds stuff. Damage to our self-images was not considered to be of major importance.

When the priest visited the classroom we would all stand and say in unison:

“GOOD MORRRNING FATTTTTHHHERRR”.

We practiced this until we “got it right”. Upon being called to recite we were required to stand when giving a response. This was a hard habit to break and when we first attended Randolph High School we stood up when called upon by the teacher until we noticed the non-catholic students laughing at our quaint behavior.

On grade day Fr. Bertram sat in front of the classroom and individually handed out report cards along with praise and a “holy picture” for those students who received A’s, or a scowl and scolding for those dastardly wastrels who received F’s.  A few times I remember him applying a yard stick to the rear end of some individuals whose grades had really hit the skids.

I was one of the boys chosen to became an altar boy and assist the priest at Mass. We had to go through training and learn when to ring the chimes, pour the wine, and answer the priest’s prayers in Latin.

“Ad Deum qui laetificat juven tutem meum”, etc, etc.

I can still recite those prayers, but to this day I have no idea what they mean!

I was in second grade during the presidential campaign of Franklin Roosevelt vs Wendell Wilkie in 1939. The memories of the slaughter in the first world war were still fresh in people’s minds and Roosevelt was trying to get the country ready for another war. Many people did not want another war no matter what, and the political battle cry of the Republicans at the time was, “Wilkie or War!”. My family was strictly Democrat and I was catching some heat from some students, so I asked my dad how I should respond. He said, “tell them we would rather have WAR than Wilkie”. I did this and some of my fellow students looked at me as if I had two heads, but that did stop the teasing about Wilkie.

We had two girls who were really caught up in the campaign. One day on the playground one girl played the part of Roosevelt, the other of Wilkie, with other students lining up to support their favorites. When the debate heated up  “Roosevelt” got into a hair-pulling contest with “Wilkie” and they both got into trouble over the fracas. This was 1939 and these were second and third graders already having strong political opinions. I guess some things never change.

Sometimes in reading class we were required to read passages from the bible. I recall one time in particular when the word “ass” appeared in the script, but before the student could get to the forbidden word the nun loudly interjected,  “DONKEY!”. That got the reader out of a rough situation but resulted in some suppressed giggling.

Years later our achievements at Randolph High School and other places demonstrated that we had obtained a first class education from the nuns at St. Joseph School, and were well-equipped to compete with anyone scholastically and socially.

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